Hello my bros and Hoes. Welcome back to the article that sums up all that is 2nd best in life. Like having a Pepsi at KFC with Donnie Wahlberg whilst watching the Stars wars prequels. If you disagree with the above than I don't care. Profit proves they are second. I am sorry. Now ironically this is from a movie that was one of the best from this year but I am not sure where it sits but it is close to my top 3. I just watched the Blu ray and it was amazing. Now, because of my laziness last week And or because my wife is an evil control freak who runs every minuscule piece of my life and this is my only outlet to be Freeeeeee!!! Either way, this week we have more stories or pictures than Courtney Love has used, rolled up $100 bills with white particles on them.
The first damn story out of the gates is this pile of do-do. Disney are planning on tapping into the very large Asian market with a Chinese version of High School Musical. I reckon if they did a martial arts high, I would watch it. Not that I'm Sterotyping or anything. Here
Danny Boyle wants the always scary Cillian Murphy in his next film. Murphy freaks me out more than a circus tent full of Midget clowns watching a Lindsay Lohan movie. Here
I almost Shat myself when I heard William Shatner nearly had a role in the new Star Trek. Check out this tidbit from the original script. Here
Madman writer wants to remake Fright night. Why will they do this? Why should we even care? What the hell has Hollywood so scared of anything original? Here
One of the highest paid writers in Hollywood David Koepp wants to become a director like his mentor Steven Spielberg. So If Steven can do a cool bicycle sequence than so can David with a film about a bicycle messenger called Premium Rush. Here
Kull the conqueror is getting rebooted. Woo Hoo maybe Kevin Sorbo may get his career back. Nah I doubt it. Even though I did love Hercules but that really doesn't mean anything . Here
Also Joshua Jackson is making an actual feature. Oh my little Pacey is growing up. Wait a second he already has made features and they have been crap. But I have hope for this one. For Dawson. Here
Now we get to the million pictures that are out there since I have been gone. Collider have had haps and heaps lately. So the first pic we have is of Sean Bean as a crime lord who comes after a young couple who have taken his money. It sounds like an Enrique Iglesias clip. I can be your hero baby, if you look like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
This next one is a cool one from the studs at CHUD. Here is a Inglorious Basterds comic book drawn in the style of Jack Kirby. Real cool. There are more here
Now we have some Black Dynamite poster love for you. The man is Dynamite. Can you hear that you Jive Muthaf**ker!!!
Ray Stevenson is a hardcore hero. Even though Punisher was a dead dog’s turd. But in Rome he was a god and in this he will be as well. Playing the real life hardass Irish Gangster who took it to the mafia sounds cool. Danny Greene was Da Bomb. Haha get it! If not then go read Wikipedia
There are not many people alive that are cooler than George Clooney. Very few alive at all. Here is the first pic from his film The American. He exudes a charm that is reminiscent of me before my horrible scooter accident. I was vespered!!
Now we have another batch from Collider with Channing Tatum as a Roman Legionaire in Eagle of the Ninth. His only problem will be if he can actually do an accent. Which I bet he can’t. As his acting ability is so good that I think he has a Twilight film in his future.
Speaking of Twilight. I have added this picture of some TWIHARDS at the New Moon premiere. I have only added it for all my Comic book geeks, Trekkies, Ringers, Star warsian and Movie buffs. Look at them my fellow nerds. Don’t you feel cool now!!! I know I do!!
Here is a really sexy poster of Rob Marshall’s Nine. Kate Hudson and Penelope Cruz look sexy. I am not sure about the Veal at the end.
The Road have released a poster based purely on a Rolling Stone review by Peter Travers. All reviewers looks at this and dream a little.One day I will have my own poster!! Bull and Poo!!
Sexy, Sexy Angelina Jolie as Salt. I want to be rude right now and talk about salty things but I just can’t. My Wife is behind me. She doesn’t usually read this article. Go AWAY Woman. Leave me and Angelina alone.
Now that I am alone I can look on the picture of Amy Adams in the upcoming Fighter and smile. Also there is a skinny Christian Bale. He is a nice guy but I think we are done professionally.
Here is the best ever garden gnome. Best ever. That is all.
GEEK TEST. If you think this is funny than you are a nerd and I love you.
TRIVIA-Today’s deleted scene is from the latest Star Trek. I was just watching this on Blu ray an it is amazing. This is from a scene which explains what Nero was doing for the 25years he was waiting for Spock to come. Nero was captured and interrogated by The Klingons. Good stuff. You see Bana kicking some ass.
This week’s trailer is of Jeff Bridges new film Crazy Heart. It looks like a polished Wrestler and has a little gold man all over Bridges performance.